Go jump in a Canadian lake


It was a dark and foggy night, and a 23-year-old Justin Trudeau voter (presumably) was leaning heavily on her GPS to get through the storm. People, this is why the song says “Jesus, take the wheel”, not “Garmin, take the wheel”.

Somehow, approaching a local harbor, she drove directly into Lake Huron. She had the presence of mind to grab her purse, get out of the car and swim to safety.

Maybe they won’t laugh the next time I’m printing from Mapquest like it’s 1998.




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