Try as I might, I can’t seem to find a way to blame this on Barkley.
Seems there’s a persnickety urban legend floating around the interwebs about S.A. that the River Walk turns into deadly white water rapids whenever it pours. And now that we have rain more than once a year, it’s washing up tourism.
As KABB’s Michael Locklear relates in his entertaining fashion, the city is trying to find creative ways to get the word out that if you visit downtown, and it rains, you won’t be hearing Celine Dion sing “My Heart Will Go On”.
No, it’s not true that a third Castro brother was washed overboard during a river parade.
Once we land NFL/MLB/MLS teams, we’ll be able to squash these silly rumors like a bug.