People Who Need People Are The Luckiest People

To whoever first asked the question, “Why buy the cow when you get the milk for free?”, I offer Jennifer and Brad.

No, not that Jennifer and Brad.

The NY Post pumped out the story of a woman who, 20 years after having her children, went looking for love in all the wrong places, meaning Craigslist.

She thirsted for a man with whom she could have ABR. I thought that stood for A Brief Relationship. But it actually means Adult Breastfeeding Relationship. According to Jen, it was hard to find a breast man. Hmm, where the hell was she looking?!

Anyway, she poured out her desire to an old flame from school, Brad, who was “curious and excited”.

“At that point I knew I had a partner for life.”

Pros: He can’t talk during meals, little or no grocery shopping, his bones will be nice and strong.

Cons: Rinsing out the Evenflo in the work cafeteria, Jen can never serve on a jury, strangers blogging about them.

Dean sang “everybody loves somebody sometime”. And their sometime is now.

SHARE

RELATED CONTENT

Should we give illegal immigrants the right to vote in school elections? (Audio) Author WARD FARNSWORTH discusses his book on everyday Stoicism (Audio) San Antonio group is helping grandparents who are raising grandchildren San Antonio food pantry for pets needs donations Sean Rima: Russia and The Pukes. “Just Please Make Up Your Mind,” Summer 2018 Edition
Comments