New book coming out called “The Confessions of Congressman X”.
First of all, where’s the gender-inclusive language here?? Damn bigots.
The publisher claims an actual pol wrote it (which means a pol with a ghost writer) and wants to be anonymous for “fear of retribution”, but may be a Democratic incumbent. We learn:
“I seldom read any bills I vote on…my staff tells me whether to vote yea or nay.”
All voters really want is “cutesy cat videos, celebrity gossip, and the next f***ing Twitter message.”
“I promise my constituents a lot of stuff I can never deliver. But what the hell? If it makes them happy…”
“I’m for having everything, just like my constituents.”
“Screw the next generation…nobody give’s a rat’s ass about the future and who’s going to pay for all this stuff…”
Confirm what you already thought? Surprised? It’ll be available May 23,