It’s hard for most men to ask for directions.
Not if you’re this guy, “disoriented” in the middle of the ocean, “asking for directions to Bermuda”.
I’ll say this: you run marathons, Reza, so I’m impressed.
But maybe you’re dehydrated? Bored? Lonely?
The hydropod seems like a little on the high-maintenance, attention-seeking side of things.
Besides, Carnival will get you to Bermuda, and there’s booze and buffets.