Why even have the election?

Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump gestures and declares "You're fired!" at a rally in Manchester, New Hampshire, in this June 17, 2015 file photo. NBC Universal is ending its business relationship with real estate mogul Trump "due to the recent derogatory statements," CNBC said in a tweet. REUTERS/Dominick Reuter/Files

I understand that the Spurs have to win four games against Memphis, even though the Game 1 win ought to count for at least two or three wins, right?

Kinda the same thing here. Trump is cruising in NYS Kawhi-style, like he’s on a different level. And now this.

Jimmy McMillan endorses the Donald. “Who?” you ask. I know what you’re doing, pretending you don’t know that Jimmy is the recent standard-bearer of the “Rent is Too Damn High” Party. Pretending you don’t remember him, even though he was Trump before Trump was Trump. I see what you did there.

You may be asking, “Um, does he have any idea what rent Trump Tower charges?” but that would be a stupid question that only a loser would ask.

The right question to ask now is, do we even need to have an election, or can we just let the dream ticket of Donald-Jimmy get started?

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