Jack Riccardi: Just A Minute, “Happy St. Patrick’s Day”

Ever notice: there’s no uproar about the “cultural appropriation” when millions of us non-Irish cretins celebrate March 17?

That’s because St. P day traditions started way, way before the current mass delusions about how *literally awful* it is when a Polish guy cooks Pakistani food, or a Chinese-American woman wears gold hoop earrings.

Oh, and the Irish are just cool customers.