You’ve probably heard every news organization—ever—try hard to convince you that they are “on your side”, “looking out for you”, and so forth.

Making sure you have what you need. Like a drug dealer, only with the drug called “NEWZZZ!”

You’ve also noticed that sometimes their idea of “covering” news is to smother it to death, so it never sees the light of day.

But the paper of record in the People’s Republic of Austin is taking that to a new level of insanity.

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