Markley, van Camp and Robbins | August 18, 2020
The Boys are gleeful about another night of the DNC, especially since they went full South Park on the first night. Michelle Obama lamented about children being torn from families, and thrown into cages. However, she failed to mention it was her husband’s administration that built those cages. President Trump reminds us he wouldn’t be President if it weren’t for her husband, and says Joe Biden doesn’t even know where Minnesota is. Peaceful protesters declare they are at war, but at least it’s a peaceful war. AOC claims pen pals will save the post office, and one college abandons in-person learning after one week. Governor Andrew Cuomo claims this is a man-made threat, and Twitter “accidentally” suspended The Babylon Bee’s account.