Markley, van Camp and Robbins | August 24, 2020
The Boys went to all the DNC weekend parties. (Actually, that’s “DNC Week End” parties) Police in Kenosha, Wisconsin shoot a man multiple times in the back, and rioters devastate the city, destroying businesses, and torching cars. President Trump tells the media, he hopes they had a great weekend at their convention, and he suggests “decoupling” from China. Kellyanne Conway is departing her position at the White House, in order to focus on her maturing children. Kamala Harris is asked a direct question about police on the streets, and her answer is pure MAAAAGURKIN. BLM attacks the DNC for failing to “fully align” with their movement, calling the convention’s racial justice focus, “lip service.” If you’re planning a trip to New York, and you’re not a celebrity, you’ll have to quarantine.