The Boys think it’s a bit irresponsible to leave Americans stranded in Afghanistan, but Jen Psaki is more offended when anyone says they are “stranded.” An American in Afghanistan explains that she is stranded, and Rep. Dan Crenshaw tells the Taliban what they can do with their “red line.” The Taliban is longer allowing Afghans to leave the country, but Dr. Anthony Fauci is calling for vaccine mandates saying, “Enough is enough.” President Joe Biden is calling on employers to require vaccines for employees, and he blanks on Megan Rapinoe’s name. People being evacuated from Afghanistan are being crammed into squalid conditions, while in Australia the police were called on to break up a church service. A New Zealand health official gives an accidently x-rated update, and you should not brush your teeth right after breakfast.