Markley, van Camp and Robbins | August 4, 2020
The Boys are minus Markley, but that’s not why the democrats rejected unemployment extension, yet again. The Today Show panics on coronavirus, and President Trump says he may have to stop evictions. A top democrat says Trump is trying to cancel the election like Hitler, and a teacher’s union says it is likely we will see strikes. Coronavirus lockdowns are unleashing a “bigger monster”, while a socialist representative defends ANTIFA. Kanye West is fighting to get on the ballot in Wisconsin and Ohio, and Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson buys the XFL. Robbins’ neighborhood tattled on him, and van Camp learned that pickups are designed to kill pedestrians. In breaking news, a huge explosion rocked Beirut, shattering windows miles away, and killing at least ten.