Markley, van Camp and Robbins | August 5, 2020
MVC&R are mostly there, still missing M. The riots in Portland were mostly peaceful, but not really. President Trump has a lot to say about mail-in voting, yet Joe Biden is unable to say much, as Uncle Mumbles explains how unnecessary a cognitive test would be. The New York City health commissioner quits, because the mayor botched the coronavirus response. Seattle has said they want to defund the police, however, actually doing so is not as easily accomplished. Trump says the anarchists in Portland could’ve killed the mayor, and he might save unemployment benefits through an executive order. An NFL quarterback claims to have scared the ‘rona away, and “Kindergarten Cop” is now racist.