Markley, van Camp and Robbins | February 28, 2022
The Boys are quite impressed with the bravery and resilience of the Ukrainian people, and a Ukrainian soldier issued a warning to Russians in a cheerful video. President Joe Biden believes people just can’t comprehend how great things are going, and FEMA reminds everyone to remember to socially distance and mask up in case of nuclear attack. The Centers for Disease Control predictably updated their masking guidance ahead of the SOTU address. Democratic socialists are blaming U.S. imperialism for the Russian invasion of Ukraine, and according to The New York Times, two new studies say COVID did not come from a lab. A Ukrainian man removed a mine from a bridge while smoking a cigarette, and Al Franken says the end of the world will occur when Donald Trump wins in 2024.