Markley, van Camp and Robbins | January 19, 2021
MVC&R are ecstatic about Wednesday’s inauguration of Joe Biden. Just as much as a six-year-old looks forward to having a cavity filled. Hillary Clinton suggests we may need a 9/11 Commission type of investigation into President Trump and Russia, while Wuhan medics say they were told to cover up human transmission and death from COVID. Joe Biden’s HHS secretary pick is historic, and problematic, while a democratic senator says Chuck Schumer is the best choice to unite the country. Politico is concerned with the environmental impact of the coronavirus vaccine, and Coca-Cola and Pepsi are not blowing money on Super Bowl ads during the pandemic. California is one of the worst states for COVID-19 right now, and it seems it’s because of their lockdown policy. In addition, one of Gweneth Paltrow’s vagina candles exploded, igniting an “inferno” in a woman’s living room.